so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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