Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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