He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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