Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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