Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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