i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
smell my finger.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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