I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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