You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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