I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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