roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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