is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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