Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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