im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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