I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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