Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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