LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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