Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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