you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
