he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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