Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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