I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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