jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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