why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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