normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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