i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
