how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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