your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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