just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
