I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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