How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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