Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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