Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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