My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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