WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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