If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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