Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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