Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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