Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
