just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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