wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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