is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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