And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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