At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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