Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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