Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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