You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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