I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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