You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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