I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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