I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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