I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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